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The Lawyer of Oz

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Computer spying.

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Gawk

Getting to Know You

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Jules Henri Poincare

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"