Science Sages T-Shirts

"Are you real?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer whisperer.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?