Modern Sages T-Shirts

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Jules Henri Poincare

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'