
'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
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'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer
Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .
Bishop with a crozier case.
'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'
"I wish you people would just read the blog."
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
Couldn't you have used a smaller font?
"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"
'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'
"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)
'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'
"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."
'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'
'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'
Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.
The past only looks good when you're living in the present.
'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'
'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'
Distilleries Association
'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'
'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'
"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."
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