Modern Sages Prints

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Jules Henri Poincare

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'