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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The Paper Route

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Voltaire

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Less roman, more clef."

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope