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"What do you mean? That's enough for today!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

One way only.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Aways the victim."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Jules Henri Poincare