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'My turn! My turn!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Club DJ.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Bad hair day.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'