Spectacle Wizard T-Shirts

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"When did this game get started?"

Club DJ.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Johann Strauss II

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Dad, you have to understand me. . . when I realized he was not prince Charming I was already in love with him.'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."