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Stage hand.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'I'm a star!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Club DJ.

"They're texting it in."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed