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Stage hand.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'I'm a star!'

George Martin

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,