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Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Performance In The Bedroom

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"