Sci-fi Scholar Gifts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Head over Hooves

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."