Science Fiction Writers Gifts

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

Take me to your leader. . .

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the author"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."