Sci-fi Storytellers Gifts

'So our ancestors came here from another planet? That's so cool! . . . Cuz that means we come from the best of the best in the galaxy!...Or this is just a big penal colony.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."