Sciencefiction Gifts

Has faith, but accepts evolution: ( GOD enclosed in walking fish).

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You left this on our ship."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"