Science Fiction Gifts

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Cowboy Probe

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

50 Grays in the Shade

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

The phones of Dr. Moreau

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown with face mask

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Take another one - I blonked."

"So far, so good."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Surveillance camera 743 shows you disabling surveillance camera 742."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"Cower before me, earthlings! Your bombs have failed, we have killed many of you, less of you remain to fight..."

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'