Cyberspace Storyteller Gifts

Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, not to mention on my personal blog.

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

The Adventures of God

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Binary Man

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'The stuka brought you.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Creativity 2.0

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Wedding selfie stick

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"