Digital Raconteur Pillows

Beware of the Blog.

Updated sayings. "If you don't have anything nice to say about a person

'I can't do that project --- tweeting is taking up my life.'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Creativity 2.0

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Wedding selfie stick

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Collected works

'I've started a blog.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

Content Creator

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Man considers blogging.

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

'He's invented blogging.'