Storytelling Whiz Pillows

"No, let down your hair!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

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