Storytelling Whiz Gifts

"No, let down your hair!"

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kirsten Johnson

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Name your sources."

Baby Bear.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.