Storytelling Wizards Prints

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Nerd tryouts.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"No, let down your hair!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'