Magical Storytellers Prints

"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."

"We only got six days of funding."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

A boy acting suspiciously

Pastries and Candy

"Eat my dust!"

"Well, that one got away."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Phoenix

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Santa CGI Effect

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"