Magical Storytellers Prints

"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."

"We only got six days of funding."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

A boy acting suspiciously

Pastries and Candy

"Well, that one got away."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Eat my dust!"

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Jorge Luis Borges

Phoenix

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Santa CGI Effect

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'