Imaginative Storytellers Prints

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Tell me a whopper."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Balloon animals

The cootie code!

'I wasn't telling a joke.'

"Actually I was going to sell it on he internet"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Home Sweet Home

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Pastries and Candy

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be