Mythical Storytellers Prints

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

I think it's time we started seeing other people.

"I'm sorry, I can't hire you because I can't afford to pay you nine company pensions."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Phoenix

Santa CGI Effect

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Fairy tale

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

fairy tales

Witch dice.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Europa takes a selfie

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Shakespearean Actor

'He was brought by the stork.'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Janus.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"This should be interesting...."

"This must be the pony daddy ordered for his little princess."

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

William Tell (alternate)