Mythical Storytellers Prints

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

I think it's time we started seeing other people.

"I'm sorry, I can't hire you because I can't afford to pay you nine company pensions."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Phoenix

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Santa CGI Effect

Witch dice.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

fairy tales

Fairy tale

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Europa takes a selfie

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Shakespearean Actor

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Janus.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"This should be interesting...."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"This must be the pony daddy ordered for his little princess."

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

"Play Misty for me."

William Tell (alternate)

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'