Mystical Storyteller Prints

Shakespearean Actor

Witch protests against war.

Angel Catches A Devil

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Phoenix

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Santa CGI Effect

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

fairy tales

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Wow. You're amazing!

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'He was brought by the stork.'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'