Mystical Storyteller Prints

Shakespearean Actor

Witch protests against war.

Angel Catches A Devil

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Phoenix

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Santa CGI Effect

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Witch dice.

Fairy tale

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

fairy tales

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Wow. You're amazing!

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"This should be interesting...."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'