Ideation Wizards Prints

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Brain Bomb Detector

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Reality of Parenthood

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Pen mightier than sword.

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

"Not you, Hobson."

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

Kangaroo Pocket

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Snare in the inbox.

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"A parent/teacher conference? Let me check my schedule and I'll have my people get with your people."