Medical History Nerd Mugs

"Simple stone tool."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Surge Plans.

Cures for Ye Plague

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Edward Jenner

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

"Trepanning for gold"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Cankersaurus

USA-China, trade war.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Early Blood Draw

The Bronze Age of Television

John Snow

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."