Medical History Nerd Mugs

"Simple stone tool."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Jane Austen Powers

Surge Plans.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Cures for Ye Plague

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Edward Jenner

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Cankersaurus

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"Trepanning for gold"

USA-China, trade war.

The Thing That Won't Leave

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Early Blood Draw

The Bronze Age of Television

John Snow

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'