History And Health Nerd Mugs

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Trump's State Visit to the UK

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Not Moses

USA-China, trade war.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television