History And Health Nerd Gifts

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Jane Austen Powers

Surge Plans.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The Thing That Won't Leave

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

USA-China, trade war.

Not Moses

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Well, that was a total waste of time!