Health Science Nerd Gifts

The Grim Reaper and Viruses.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Ascent of Machine.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Is this still America?'

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"My first Father's day!"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'