Health Science Nerd Gifts

The Grim Reaper and Viruses.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Is this still America?'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Charles Darwin

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"My first Father's day!"

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'