Health Humor Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift for the health humor nerd in your life? Discover witty, funny items that combine science, wellness, and a love for all things nerdy. Great for those who enjoy a clever twist on health and fitness themes to brighten their day.

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'So what's this new wonder drug?' mockup

'So what's this new wonder drug?'

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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'Side effects may include....'

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'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.' mockup

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

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'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.' mockup

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

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'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.' mockup

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

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"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!" mockup

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!" mockup

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

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Groups of menopausal women in clinic. mockup

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

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'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.' mockup

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

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'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!' mockup

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent." mockup

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

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"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain." mockup

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

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'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!' mockup

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

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'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.' mockup

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

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NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital mockup

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?" mockup

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

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'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.' mockup

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones." mockup

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

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"I didn't even get a balloon."

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"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?" mockup

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

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'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!' mockup

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

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"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl." mockup

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

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'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.' mockup

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

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'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!'

'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!' mockup

'Give Mr. Fogarty his testosterone injection, Nurse, and then run like the dickens!'

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'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.' mockup

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

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"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive." mockup

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

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'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.' mockup

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

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'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...' mockup

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

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Health Humor Nerd Gifts Collection

Health Humor Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of health humor nerd mugs, packed with witty puns and science-inspired quotes. Find the perfect humorous gift for your favorite science lover.

Health Humor Nerd Pillows

Brighten any room with our humorous health nerd pillows. Featuring clever slogans and playful designs, they make perfect quirky accents for science enthusiasts.

Health Humor Nerd Prints

Decorate with our witty health humor prints. These clever designs celebrate science and wellness with humor, adding personality to any space.

Health Humor Nerd T-Shirts

Discover our funny health and nerd-themed t-shirts. These witty tees are ideal for anyone who loves humor, science, and fitness combined in one stylish package.