Health Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

"Your skin is enlarged."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'

'Don't worry. After we run some tests, we'll know for sure what's causing your headaches.'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

'If you trust your search engine more than you trust me, maybe you should switch doctors.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

Osteoporosis Clinic

Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

Gallstone patient sees sign - 'this too shall pass.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news, you're not a hypochondriac...'

'This is only a placebo, but trust me, it works!'

MRI scanner.

"Guess what face I'm making now."

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

Dislocated Joints Clinic

'We, first, I'll think we'll cut back on those muscle relaxants!'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'If you're stumped, I've got lots more great symptoms.'

'What does it me when you have no symptoms at all?'

'I couldn't find anything wrong. You'll need to see a nook and cranny specialist.'

'Did you cut your lip while shaving or is that evidence you want to listen to me?'

"Good news-the lump is nothing to worry about."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

'It's normal for kids his age, not to share. However, they will readily share their communicable diseases with you.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'