Medical Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

'How's the new hearing aid?'

Clockwork doctor.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

Patient

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'Brain surgery app.'

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."

Plug in Stethoscope

Doctor checking the health of a TV