Medical Gadget Enthusiast Mugs

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

'How's the new hearing aid?'

Clockwork doctor.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

Patient

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

'Brain surgery app.'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

'It monitors your life signs -- we call it the 'grim beeper.''

Plug in Stethoscope

Doctor checking the health of a TV

"They're working miracles with felt-tipped markers these day!"

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

Sensor technology needs to more compact