Medical Devices Gifts

'How's the new hearing aid?'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

WiFi Signals

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I'm just browsing."

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

Save the bacon,

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Knives sharpened

Health Care Parade

Patient

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."