Fitness Fanatic With A Love For Tech Gadgets Pillows

"Let's take a quick power walk."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Speed reader...?"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Computer Fashion Show

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

Completely worthless machines: The Exer-Segway.

"Too much information."

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

"He'll have the salad."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'This is our low cal, low cholesterol, low fat model.'

Wearable Technology

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

Water. Energy bars. Check ur phone.

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