Tech-savvy Fitness Buff Pillows

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

City Marathon.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Speed reader...?"

Content Creator

Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Motor-blender.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Stork doing weight training.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"