Tech Enthusiast With A Fitness Twist Pillows

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

"Speed reader...?"

Pelobong

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Fitness in church.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."