Tech-savvy Fitness Buff T-Shirts

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

City Marathon.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Speed reader...?"

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Stork doing weight training.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

Motor-blender.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"It's the worse case of flatulence I've ever witnessed!"

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'