Gym Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We're exclusively delts."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bicycle sat nav.

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'E-books?'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."