Gym Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bicycle sat nav.

Exercising

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'