Fitness App Aficionados Pillows

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Speed reader...?"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Brawnstorming session.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Keep fit.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!