Fitness App Lover Pillows

"This fitness app predicts pulled muscles and a lot of crying. I'm assuming it's you it's referring to."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Speed reader...?"

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

'I've got a problem.'

No Strollers Allowed

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Body weight app on mobile

Stationary mountain bike.

Snowperson Yoga

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

"Well yes, I tried Yoga, but it didn't work out: I'm not what you would call flexible..."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

The Joy of Pecks

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

5 miles uphill both ways. Grandpa treadmill.

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

No caption (Sisyphus rolls a large stone up an inclined treadmill).

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."