Fitness App Lover Mugs

"This fitness app predicts pulled muscles and a lot of crying. I'm assuming it's you it's referring to."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"Speed reader...?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

'I've got a problem.'

No Strollers Allowed

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Stationary mountain bike.

Body weight app on mobile

Snowperson Yoga

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Hey, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Well yes, I tried Yoga, but it didn't work out: I'm not what you would call flexible..."

The Joy of Pecks

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'