Tech-savvy Fitness Buffs Gifts

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Speed reader...?"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Whatever."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Completely worthless machines: The Exer-Segway.

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

'This yoga is too hot.'

Antenna Yoga.

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"He'll have the salad."

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

Check it out - it tell you if the people you bit were fit!

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!"

"Let's take a quick power walk."

A Man Trying to Balance

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."