Tech-savvy Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

Work out game

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

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'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

City Marathon.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

The rock caricature

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

Exercise now!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Dog stretching before a walk.