Tech-savvy Runners Pillows

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Pan Extension Chord

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Take me to your leader. . .

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Bike powered computer.

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Questions Online

Young MacDonald

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Camp Wilderness.

"New tricks CD Rom"

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Tourists and GPS