Tech-savvy Runners Pillows

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Pan Extension Chord

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Take me to your leader. . .

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

Bike powered computer.

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

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Young MacDonald

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Camp Wilderness.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"New tricks CD Rom"

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."