Internet Monk Pillows

Gracebook.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Cable Bill.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Computer literate Monk

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Pray as you Go.

Sports Day at the Monastery

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'