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'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'I put all my worldly possessions on E-BU.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

Moses on the web

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

God's Phone

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I have an app for that."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Is it organic?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

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