Digital Monk Mugs

Dot Om.

Monk on PC.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

'I put all my worldly possessions on E-BU.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

Moses on the web

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

God's Phone

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I have an app for that."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Is it organic?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

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Computer literate Monk

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.