Techie Monk Vibes Mugs

Monk on PC.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

First O.M.G. church.

Binary Meditation.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

You Have 1 New Messages

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Computer literate Monk

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"That must be Java Man!"

Plugged In

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.